I know everyone is concerned about my well-being even though no one has mentioned it. This is the time of year when I have exams and tests. Here are the results.
Diagnoses
ARCD – Age Related Cognitive De… Dec… something
Curmudgeonosis (with acute Crankyalgia)
Midpoint Bellyfat Crisis
No Good Songs Since 1977 Neurosis
Onomatopoeia
Fishing Deficiency
Selective Auditory Receptivity
Compulsive Flashlight Dependency
Chronic DIY Disorder (Yes, I diagnosed this myself)
Rigor Mortis
Treatment Plan – start a GoFundMe to build a cabin by a mountain stream.
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