The whole Bible

In 18 Lines GENESIS God: I gotcha Adam & Eve: OK, cool Satan: He doesn’t mean it Adam & Eve: Okay Satan: Gotcha Adam & Eve: Oh snap God: I’ll getcha   REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT God: Hang on Hebrews: We’re tryin’   NEW TESTAMENT Jesus: I came to getcha People: Kill ‘im Pilate: […]

Reading the Bible for all it’s worth

At the close of his Sermon on the Mount (Matthew 5-7), Jesus said: ‚ÄúTherefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that […]