In 18 Lines
GENESIS
God: I gotcha
Adam & Eve: OK, cool
Satan: He doesn’t mean it
Adam & Eve: Okay
Satan: Gotcha
Adam & Eve: Oh snap
God: I’ll getcha
REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
God: Hang on
Hebrews: We’re tryin’
NEW TESTAMENT
Jesus: I came to getcha
People: Kill ‘im
Pilate: Okay
Satan: He’s dead now
Jesus: Not now
Satan: Oh snap
Lots of people: Nope
Some people: Whoa, yeah
Father/Jesus/Spirit: I gotcha
