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The whole Bible

Posted by Mike Heady on April 13, 2017 with No Commentsas , , , , ,

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GENESIS

God: I gotcha

Adam & Eve: OK, cool

Satan: He doesn’t mean it

Adam & Eve: Okay

Satan: Gotcha

Adam & Eve: Oh snap

God: I’ll getcha

 

REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT

God: Hang on

Hebrews: We’re tryin’

 

NEW TESTAMENT

Jesus: I came to getcha

People: Kill ‘im

Pilate: Okay

Satan: He’s dead now

Jesus: Not now

Satan: Oh snap

Lots of people: Nope

Some people: Whoa, yeah

Father/Jesus/Spirit: I gotcha